George Thorogood - If You Don't Start Drinkin' 

Intro: F5

F5 
I'm tired of putting up with your sober with 
Tired of looking at you through an alcoholic haze 
Bb5                                           F5
You better change, yes I'm begging you please
C5                              Bb5
Cuz if you don't start drinkin' 
                F5
I'm gonna leave 

I wake up in the morning I'm under the roof 
But I get no sympathy baby you're too aloof 
You better change Yes, I'm begging you please 
Cuz if you don't start drinkin' 
I'm gonna leave 

Bb5
Budweiser, budweiser, Miller lite 
F5
Take a little nip baby it's alright 
Bb5
All a fellow wants is company 
C5
Come on baby have a taste with me 

F5
Yeah, you say it's alright baby you don't care 
But as soon as I indulge I get that icy stare
Bb5 
You better change     F5
I'm begging you please 
            C5
Cuz if you don't start drinkin' 
              F5
I'm gonna leave 

Don't give me no lectures 
'Bout stress and strife 
So-ber-i-ety 
Just ain't my way of life 
You better change 
Yes, I'm begging you please 
Cuz if you don't start drinkin' 
I'm gonna leave 

Yeah, budweiser, budweiser, miller lite 
Take a little nip baby it's alright 
All a fellow wants is company 
Come on baby have some fun with me 

Yeah, you say it's alright baby 
You don't care 
But as soon as I indulge 
I get that icy stare 
You better change 
I'm begging you please 
Cuz if you don't start drinkin' 
I'm gonna leave 

Well, if you don't start drinkin' 
I'm gonna leave 
Yes, if you don't start drinkin' 
I'm gonna leave